What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:42
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No go.
Tesla Stock Is Falling. Why June Is Starting With a Loss. - Barron's
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Have you experimented with bestiality?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
No way
Still no good
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Different Autism Genes, Same Brain Signature - Neuroscience News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Robinhood Traders Playing S&P Index-Guessing Game Get Schooled - Bloomberg
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...